Flabberjaculate
when a young male is masturbating in what he thinks is complete solitude and someone walks in. this surprise is enough to make the young male so flabbergasted he -j-c-l-t-s all over the person surprising him.
guy 1: last night sucked.
guy 2: why?
guy 1: my mom walked in on me and i flabberjaculated on her.
guy 2: i killed my grandma the same way.
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