flaber
committing the act of complete jack–ssery.
a complete and utter derp, jack-ss.
“i ran into someone who was flabbering over there”
“look! that man is a complete flaber”
one who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don’t need to lose any weight at all. flabers commit the sin of ‘flabbing’, i.e. talking about how fat they are when they’re practically anorexic. flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. these people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.
i imagine young hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.
benny keeps flabbing, it’s really starting to p-ss me off.
one who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don’t need to lose any weight at all. flabers commit the sin of ‘flabbing’, i.e. talking about how fat they are when they’re practically anorexic. flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. these people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. so just shut up already!
i imagine young hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.
benny keeps flabbing, it’s really starting to p-ss me off.
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