flaccid
the state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. being limp, like a wet noodle.
“did you see stacy’s moves on the dance floor? she was so f-cking flaccid man!”
“i’m getting so flaccid tonight!!”
“let’s get flaccid!”
“i realized i was really flaccid last night when i hooked up with seven guys”
1) limp or soft
2) when the male p-n-s is unhappy 🙁
3) “down” time
often times, after c-mming the p-n-s goes into a flaccid state. when you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper… or baseball. whichever works.
a non hard d-ck or p-n-s or c-ck or banister
dude my manshaft is a f-ckin flaccid piece a sh-t homes!
limp, lacking muscle
an old dude had a flaccid p-n-s so he had to take v–gr-.
one who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or b-n-r… usually having to take some v–gr- to go the distance
wife: you ready?
husband: no.
wife: now?
husband: no.
wife: d-mnit!! wtf is wrong with you
husband: (pops some v–gr-) give me 5 five more minutes!
flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. often used to describe someone’s life. it literally means that someone has “flopped”, or failed.
“life is so flaccid” – meaning life sucks.
“this is so flaccid” – meaning this sucks.
lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.
see synonyms at limp.
lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.
lacking normal or youthful firmness
adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; “flaccid muscles”; “took his lax hand in hers”; “gave a limp handshake”; “a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know” g.k.chesterton; “a slack grip” syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; “flabby around the middle”; “flaccid cheeks” syn: flabby
he had gone flaccid so we couldnt have s-x.
lacking strength or erect stature.
your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.
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