Flaccid On Impact
1)to have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.
2)to not be soft, but not hard enough for s-xual intercourse.
3)to lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.
this is a pun on the phrase “rolled on impact”
brian: yeah, i would have totally pounded her last night, but i went flaccid on impact.
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