Flaccid Roosters
group of middle aged (often overweight) male mountain bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘race’ events to see who can finish last.
flaccid roosters – team-half-a-bar (aka fanta pants & geordie) – a two man male team of mountain bike riders who couldn’t put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!
team flaccid roosters – bunch of old soft c-cks
a middle-aged (often overweight) male mountain bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger mountain bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
fanta pants & geordie – two male mountain bike riders (flaccid roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a mountain bike race ahead of a compet-tor with a broken hand!
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