Flaccid Vagina


a flaccid v-g-n- is basically a v-g-n- that’s no where close to being aroused. it could also be a virgin v-g-n- that’s never been wet before or fingered or has felt an -rg-sm. it’s fresh and soft like your grandmother’s freshly baked homemade b-ttery biscuits.

it could also refer to a gay male who’s -n-s is also a virgin.
“i’m a total virgin. guess i’ll be having my flaccid v-g-n- for a longer time.”

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