Flaccidgasm
the complete and utter opposite of an -rg-sm, in which one’s erect p-n-s becomes completely flaccid and limp. often used as an exclamation of surprise and disgust at something completely un-arousing.
guy 1-“dude did you see julie last night at the club?”
guy 2-“that fat b-tch? you’re into her? flaccidgasm!”
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