Flace


one of the worst words imaginable. likened to the three unforgivable curses in harry potter. hearing this word uttered by a student can result in being expelled permanently from the school district. more than three offenses can result in time at juvy. it’s meaning is unpublishable for the previous reasons.
student: “what the flace!? how did i fail the cl-ss!?”
teacher: “go to the principle. well, you might as well leave now, seeing as you’re never coming back.
a person with a flat face….when viewed side-on they have no distinctive facial features visible to the naked eye.

also the theme of a little known social networking website ‘flacebook’ (watch this sp-ce/flace!)
person a: was flace out in echos last night mate?

person b: ye fritz got with her!

or

person a: what’s fritz’s flacebook status all about??

person b: oh yea, me n reeves flapped him!
the act of ball hitting face
you just got flaced!

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