flacid pedro
noun. the state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his p-n-s. also known as a very severe case of whisky d-ck.
austin: “hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night…did you hook up with that deaf girl?”
will: “oh i had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe i still f-cked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!”
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