Flap Wedged Eagle


someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a f-nny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .
when you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate “flap wedged eagles p-ssing by” and you both turn and check out her -ss outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

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