Flacidic
the state of mind a male is forced into, when all s-xual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. 🙁
woman: ‘oh yeah baby… uh, give it to me!’
male: ‘oh, you like that… yeah!’
woman: -fart-
male: ‘oh, jesus christ… f-ck! im completley flacidic now.’
woman: ‘sorry’
male: -storms out, takes a cab home… later has a w-nk-
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