Stressica
a teenaged daughter named jessica who causes ulcers that cover more than 30% of your stomach lining within a span of 11 months.
originally referred to as “grace of g-d”, but during the teen years is often referred to as, “curse from g-d himself”.
“i just got off the phone with stressica… her school counselor is wishing to set up outpatient family therapy.”
“stressica just called me. she’s pregnant.”
“stressica needs more money.”
doctor: “stressica’s herpes test results came back negative. however, your ekg results are coming back as… h-llo? h-llo? nurse, call 9-11!”
a proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.
“i think josh is cheating on me. i called him 57 times and he’s not answering”
“chill, stressica. he’s probably taking a nap”
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