a muscle on the opposite shoulder of your dominant hand. bad play in sports is usually because of a pulled/strained flactoid.
tiger woods: that was a terrible shot.
phil mickelson: i know. i pulled my flactoid the other day.
a muscle not commonly worked out in the normal gym. best exercise is the camel toe machine at the phuhs gym. if not its best to have s-x on a regular basis
im gonna go work my flactoids.

d-mn stearns has real nice flactoids
sucking the left over love juices of your friends milf’s d-ld- after it’s been successfully used in her mouldy clam.
i heard billie-jo enjoyed that flactoid

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