flag hag


a non-gender specific term referring to an american that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an suv) with more us flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. more of a trend than of a real show of support for us troops.
“would you look at the flag hag driving that escalade? he can barely see out the back window.”
anyone with a mult-tude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.
the flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.
flaghag (flag hag) noun. a woman who is s-xually excited by her nation’s flag. a person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.
she gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn’t give a sh-t about the disabled veterans. she voted to cut their pay and benefits. what a flaghag.
the ugly girls that wave the flags during half-time shows at football games.
those were some homely flag hags that performed at the super bowl half-time show.

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