flagellum
1:the part of its body a bacteria uses to move
2:the few long strands of hair left behind when your hair is cut by a trainee hairdresser or a family member.these rogue hairs resemble the flagellum of a bacteria. must be in a clump with several hairs. most prominent when combined with a bowl cut.these hairs should be tugged when the flagellum wearer is least expecting it. found on guys and shaven headed lesbians.
example 1:what interesting flagellum on that paramecium
example 2:
harry: hey guys!
oliver,matt and nathan:so your sister renewed your bowl cut
harry: yeh…
oliver,matt and nathan:wats that on tha back of your head?
harry:cant see..
oliver,matt and nathan: ahhh!! its flagellum!!!!
–tug flagellum–
often used to represent hair-like structures on cells, but is also a good alternative for f-ck when your hurt yourself
example 1: wow look at that flagellum on that cell!
example 2: sebastian: ahh flagellum!
charles carmichael: what did you stub your toe? good alternative for f-ck!
somedude who pwned himself on lue because he “had” pics of the cl0ck spider and cjay.
“my photoshop of cjc and the clock spider!!!” (topic t-tle)
one eyed snake
hes flagellum is showing
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