Flaggerbastard
malapropism of “flabbergasted”: dumbfounded, amazed, stunned with surprise.
secondary definition: a lazy and ineffective flagman at a highway construction site.
origin (all true): early 20th century, marie natale martini of queens ny, an italian immigrant who exclaimed she was “flaggerb-st-rd” upon seeing the statue of liberty for the first time. for sixty years, no one corrected her; it was just too funny.
see “origin” of flaggerb-st-rd listed above.
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