flailure


v. to fail in a spectacular or catastrophic fashion
n. someone who does this
guy 1: man, that dude’s dancing is atrocious.
guy 2: yeah, he’s a pretty big flailure alright.
an attempt to remedy a previous failure which has the unintended consequence of exacerbating the aforementioned failure.
1. the plot to any ben stiller movie is such a flailure.

2. the vietnam war was such a flailure.
1. the state of feeling as if you were accidentally flirting with someone. flailure commonly leads to flailing.
“i didn’t mean to flirt with you just now! i’m such a flailure!” -flails in embarr-ssment and slight panic-
what you are when you feel you are barely above water flailing your arms and then decide to give up.
i was a facebook flailure when i didn’t learn how to use it and gave up.

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