Flake Artist
someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or -ssociates (see flake). able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
“krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn’t return any of my calls or texts. what a flake artist!”
“stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. you think she is still coming?” “h-ll no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!”
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