Flakebook


pun on facebook. another place where flakes can easily make p-ssing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world’s biggest water fight. most who signed up flaked on it. also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
fakes use flakebook to claim they have the most “friends”, a lot of whom they don’t even know and have never communicated with.

i know i agreed to meet up with her on flakebook, but i have no intention to show up. i just wanted her to add me as a friend.

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