flaming amazon


the flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.
i gave mrs. crabbush the flaming amazon, then choked the b-tch with my donkey d-ck.
okay, this is the act of setting a girl’s bush on fire and then putting the flames out with your man-chowder.
and then he pulled out and did a flaming amazon!
lighting your girl’s p-b-s on fire then putting it out with your own nut
guy 1 : “katie had her first flaming amazon last night”
guy 2 : “how did that work out”
guy 1 : “she got 3rd degree burns. what a dumb b-tch”
this one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. when your scr-w-ng some chick, right when your about to c-m, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her p-b-s on fire, then…extinguish the flames with your j-zz!
the flaming amazon can be quite dangerous if tried underneath the sheets.
a s-xual act whereas, you lght your mates pubic hair’s on fire and put out the fire with your j-zz!
yo girl when bobby gave me that flaming amazon i itched for weeks
v. to light beaver tail on fire and then put it out with j-zz
hey you’re getting pretty hairy down there want a flaming amazon

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