Flaming Blumpkin
a derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. at the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. the giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.
the act of receiving a blumpkin from a lava tw-t.
yo bro, i gotta nice flaming blumpkin from dat ginger over there.
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