Flaming cactus
the act of naked kung fu
tom: i challenge you to a battle!
james: i accept on one exception!
tom: what is that?
james: we must fight with flaming catus style!
tom: ok!
james: what are you doing with your clothes still on!?
tom:this is how we must fight! noooooo!
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