flaming fart of doom
it begins as a rumbling feeling inside your stomach. you think it is nothing but then your -ss starts to burn and flames shoot out of your -ss at a very high speed and that is when you need to quickly run to the bath room before you kill everyone with in a 10 mile radius.
“oh my gosh i just had this flaming fart of doom all over the side of your wall and i need a power washer.”
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