flaming hoop

when you have enjoyed more hot peppers than one should consume. when you fart or sh-t some -ss juice seeps out your -sshole it begins burning from the hot juice. acid -ss, feeling as if your -sshole and crack is on fire! example you may put too many peppers on a submarine sandwich or on pizza.
ah man had too many hot peppers my -ss is on fire. i got a flaming hoop dammit!!
in a word, diarrhea or any other type of sh-tting frenzy
jack came down with a case of the flaming hoop.
this is the burning, itching red circle one gets around their t-rd cutter as a result of eating too much spicey and/or greasy food.
i need some prepareation h. my t-rd cutter has a flaming hoop a circus clown would be jealous of!
origin:
unknown

etymology: middle english flaume, flaumbe, from latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to latin flagrare to burn
and
etymology: middle english, from old english hop; akin to middle dutch hoep ring, hoop

function: noun

1) residual -sshole injury typically cause by the fire sh-ts

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting
“excuse me mr pharmacist, i need some preparation-h; h as in hoop for my flaming hoop!”

“no thanks, i prefer to stand as i have some serious flaming hoop”