flaming pelican


while f-cking a girl on the beach, pull out and dip your d-ck in the sand and jam it back in her v-g-n-. her reaction will be liken to that of a flaming pelican.

variation: sawdust or hay can be subst-tuted for sand (flaming lumberjack and flaming stallion respectively)
1. he went to the beach and met a girl with whom he performed a flaming pelican.

2.jaunita really learned some respect that night i gave her a flaming pelican.

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