flaming porcupine
(verb) the act of carrying out the following process:
step 1: douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
step 2: set ablaze in school/office/department store.
step 3: scream “suck it, sonic!!!” and run for your life.
step 4: get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
step 5: eat bacon.
when someone flaming porcupined the walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.
Read Also:
- Mexican Zombie
a term used by southern americans for a native canadian, walking the streets of winnipeg, drunk or high on solvents. “what the f-ck are those mexican zombies doing in winnipeg?” name for mexicans who stand outside uhauls, home depot and construction sites. someone who wants money or work; low-level mexican hustler. (mexican looking for work; […]
- rodol
rolling on dormeo ortopedic laughing f-cker says: after the last night with my mum, my p-n-s hurts so much :s d4ddy says: rodol :d:d
- Mexican Salute
the art of having s-xual relations where after you give your partner -n-l s-x and notice you have fecal matter on your genetals. then, you get her attention and slap your p-n-s on her forehead. this should then cause the action of her wiping her head, resembling a salute of some sort. as i blew […]
- roof grabber
laughter so intense it reverberates throughout an entire room. when redd fox took the stage, you were guaranteed to hear many a roof grabber
- Miami Kitestring
when -n-l beads are put in a girl’s -ss, then pulled out so fast that she sh-ts everywhere. i’ve always wanted to give a girl a miami kitestring, i just didn’t have enough rags to clean that sh-t up!