Flaming Vine
a flaming vine occurs when a male -j-c-l-t-s or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the flaming vine. on some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embar-ssing medical attention.
and, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, mr. bush had run out of his yearly supply of colonial condoms provided by the senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. this little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, george w. bush was born.
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