flampy


something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
can even be used as an insult.
the act of being flamp.
doom3 was such a flampy game.
e-wh-r-s are flamp.
what the flamp?!
when you deposit a load of swimmers (s-m-n) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. they spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the j-zz off with a hot light bulb.
dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and s-m-n, have your old lady give you a flampy.
that indescribable feeling you get flowing through your body after smoking marijuana. may cause person to feel like moving their limbs.
person 1: what the f-ck is dave doing?
person 2: he’s moving his limbs around for some reason.
dave: i’m doin it cuz i just smoke a blunt and i’m flampy as f-ck!
when things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.
these biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.
when a guy receives oral s-x while he is sitting on the toilet
i wanted to get nail susie, but i had to take a sh-t, and i didn’t have much time before i had to be at practice. so susie gave me a flampy instead.

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