Flamus
a condition which occurs after one ingests potently spiced food, causing a caustic expulsion from the -n-s, making said person feel as if flames are coming from their gi tract. can be used in polite conversation.
tammy: “gosh, where was gigi last night? she promised she would meet us on this blind date my cousin clem set up for us.”
joelle: ” b-tch! please! didn’t you get her text? after her friend josefina’s baby shower, she had a debilitating case of flamus which, despite balmex, and a tub soak, nearly got her a skin graft and a colostomy!”
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