flank steak


considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. this magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th chuck norris.

the origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. some say it was the g-ddess kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of king sweenus
sean: i sold two flank steaks to that family.

matt: jesus, now they’ll no longer be apocalyptic.

sean: right? that guys ear just automatically healed
a spare tire; love handles
that fat girl must be over 400 pounds—get a look at that flank steak!
i a very b-tchy person who gives themsleves away to the opposite s-x too easily. they also do stupid or demorralizing things and then get angry when people talk about them behind their backs.
give me an example of a flanksteak and i will give you a dollar.

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