flankwanker


noun. someone who likes to m-st-rb-t- while hiding in the shadows of large -ssembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
todd is always vanishing during concerts, wtf?

err one know that b-st-rd is a f-ckin flankw-nker

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