flap cheese


female of fomunda cheese. crud that collects/grows between the flaps of the v-g-n- when it has not been washed. this can consist of sweat, dirt, discharge, and possible s-m-n…god knows what else gets stuck in between there.
“g-d becky, you should wash yourself…i can smell your flap-cheese from here”
noun. a thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person’s skin.
when are we going to make “pick a fold volume 8”? my johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

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