Flap Cracker
when a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.
please note: when making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short bbe date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?
2) scr-pe your udders on me hob n-b luv, i fancy a flap cracker.
any dried secretion about the female genitalia.
“she had a minge like uncle albert’s beard after a pie-eating contest; i’ve never seen so many flapcrackers…”
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