Flap Slap


the flap slap is the female equivalent of a c-ck slap.

she stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her f-nny flaps.
‘ when brad was asleep i stood over him and flap slapped him good!’
when a girl playing call of duty, halo, or any other game, engages in the act of “flap slapping.” it is the equivalent to a male “tea bagging.”
guy: dude i killed this chick and then tea bagged her -ss!

-guy dies-

guy: wtf?! she just flap slapped me in the face!
when a woman slaps someone in the face with her l-b–.
he turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!
a facial slap with the use of ones flap. the female equivalent of a d-ckslap.
“if he advertises his band to me on mysp-ce one more time i swear to god i’ll flapslap the entire band myself”

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