Flap Slapping


a s-xual act performed by lesbians. this action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their v-g-n-‘s together. this position was born in france during the french revolution, a time when woman rights we’re becoming a cause for concern. it is an official pain olympic sport.
on the seventh day, g-d rested while watching two young women flap slapping on his behalf. g-d was aroused by this act of flap slapping

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