flapho


a woman who engages in incessant talking or conversation devoid of usual meaning or content; generally for the sake of audibility, and personal satisfaction. the most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects.
man, i went out with this girl last night and she didn’t stop talking the whole d-mn time, lord knows what she was talking about, that girl was a flapho if i’ve ever seen one. she drained every last bit of energy out me, i was tempted to logjam her, but for now i’m done dating flaphos!

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