flapjack funbags
a seriously sick pair a breastisis. the kind that hang way down “loose-like” while the b-tch is standing up. they flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the “flaps” under them fun bags. also there is not one d-mn thing fun about flapjack funbags.
look at that b-tch!!!! she has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.
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