Flapjack pattywhack
when you -j-c-l-t- onto your lover’s b-tt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready…they turn around to eat it and you slap their -ss as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!
my girlfriend said she was hungry during morning s-x so i gave her a flapjack pattywhack.
#flapjack
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