flapjacked
when your’re wiping your -ss, and you check the paper to see if you’re clean. it’s look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the p–p. so you get up and go about your day thinking you’re clean. then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. you got jacked by the flap. you got flapjacked.
-taking off clothes after a long day- -sees stain in underwear- oh man! i must have gotten flapjacked.
befuddled, pwned
u just got flapjacked
to fart or flatulate on a person’s leg.
my boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.
the act of putting ones p-ssy lips on anothers forehead
man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.
a variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which const-tutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to
that wasnt just pwnage, he’s been flapjacked!
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