hit the john


going to go use the bathroom
hey i’m going to go hit the john i’ll be right back
going to go use the bathroom
hey i’m going to go hit the john

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    an individual whose obsession and urge to urinate on another in an act of p-ssion, transcends the laws of age and consent in their given kingdom and/or country. that p-ssophile just can’t seem to stop urinating on underage girls from the local high school.

  • huth

    “one who is addicted to the smell of douche bags. also know as a “farquad” or a “dilbert” “that guy at the desk over there sure seems like a huth” “smell that bag, what do you think i am a huth!?”

  • demonesque

    in the style of a demon or demonic being. “do you like this costume?” “it’s a bit demonesque don’t you think? i thought we were going as unicorns.”

  • social ambush

    a social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. you are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. sometimes mutual -ssociates can be aware the meeting will […]

  • ass-2-vaj

    -ss-2-vag – also written -ss2vag or a2v – is when two or more people are having -n-l s-x and then change to having v-g-n-l s-x without washing or cleaning anything. partner1: should we do -ss-2-vaj tonight? partner2: no, maybe tomorrow…


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