flapjacks
low hanging, flat br–sts resembling pancakes.
when i was feeling up your grandma, i realized she had mad flapjacks.
flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging br–sts, like flapjacks. the type a crack wh-r- would have.
tammy does not want to show us her br–sts, she must have flapjacks!
a very saggy, flat looking breast.
she must in her 40’s, look at the flapjacks on her.
br–sts that are unatractive in any way, be they saggy, miscolored, wrinkled, or pancake like in nature.
that chik’s t-ts were no good, she was working with some flap jacks.
flap jacks, jacks flapped
noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping p-n-s;
even though i was not fully hard, i still got a rocking flapjack.
last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
i got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.
the female equivalent of being c-ckblocked. the disruption of a sure thing.
i was going to f-ck the cute construction guy, but i got flapjacked at the last minute.
light, fluffy breakfast item; pancake
lets grab some flapjacks from ihop
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