flappy dick


the game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. she begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said p-n-s in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.
jim: did you bang that chick last night?

david: yeah, sort of, i had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy d-cked me till my b-lls were black and blue.

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