flard
a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.
my mother in law is a flard.
(adj.) a state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) a p-n-s which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.
i had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.
a theoretical compound made from carbonated blubber. incredibly radioactive, with more possible uses than graphene. however, weaker and greener than graphene.
the reactor produced flard.
a fat lard. typically an obese male that has no intention to do anything but sit on their fat -ss and watch tv.
billy was acting like a flard today in school.
a combination of lard and fat
i need to exercise to get rid of this flard.
a term used when one is dissatisfied at something or someone
also a term used to convey general annoyance
“oh flard”,”flard i forgot to wash the car”
acronym: f.l.a.r.d., meaning face like a robber’s dog.
she’s a right flard
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