Flarkin


a true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement’s falseness. used as a means of deception.
tommy: i can’t find my watch, did you take it billy?

billy (sarcastically): yeah i, your best friend, stole your watch…along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

tommy: that’s flarkin, billy! you stole the watch and the money, didn’t you!

billy: ah, you got me tommy, here’s the watch and the money i stole. sorry.

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