a ferry service based in the english channel, that consists of a fleet of ironically named hig speed ferries that often only run on 2 engines or less. often this is the case to save on fuel. consequentially, it is a rareity that any of it’s fleet are on time.
boy : where’s charlie?
girl : oh he’s doing a condor ferries..
boy : so he’s hopping on one leg and will be on average 4 hours late.
- Conversation Blocker
people that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. for instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk. wow i can’t talk to jack because kevin murray is a giant conversation blocker.
code-name for a loser in situations when you don’t want them to know you called them a loser. gabe is such a lorse . when trying to burn a friend you spell loser wrong… “you are such a loser with a capital l and a capital o and a capital r and a capital s […]
- lose bomb
somebody who is the biggest loser of all losers possible. whether they actually lose at something like a game or they are plain old idiots. as if you thought my sister would give you a ride home over me, you f-cking lose bomb
- Cooter Cork
can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a v-g-n-l orface. “excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my c-rs-at. do you have some sort of cooter cork?”
prefix meaning “plenty, abundance” from late latin, from latin copiae plenty; in the word “cornucopia” ‘copia’ is used as a combining form to mean the “horn of abundance” from greek mythology. “copia-phonics is the musical philosophy invented by jeremusic “(alias: jeremy feldmesser)