flarpy blunderguff


word made up by cbs for the show criminal minds. episode t-tled the black queen, aired 01-05-14. show hinted it was a s-xual act involving food and oil based paint. fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. “flarpy blunderguff” quickly trended on social media sites such as twitter and facebook.
“i’m going to tell you but first i have to explain in explicit, s-xually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is.” -penelope garcia
s-x involving paint and food. and no. you’re not eating painted food.
when couple-few-many people having consensual s-x acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. and again, no one is eating painted food while having s-x.

getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and s-x and everyone’s happy!

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