Flart
noun
1. a flatus expelled through the -n-s simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the -n-s as a result of a laugh.
verb
3. emit wind from the -n-s and laugh at the same time.
e.g. my pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.
16 more definitions
a cross between a flan, and a tart. although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.
young child: “mummy that flart smells wonderful!”
mother: “well, it’s been in the oven for a while now honey”
flow chart
a graphic presentation using symbols to show the step-by-step sequence of operations, activities, or procedures.
your flarts stink; they lack sufficient detail.
the last bit of air released from your -ss when you fart, which contains the highest concentration of stench.
it wasn’t nicole’s bursting fart that made the difference, it was the last bit of flart she waved my way that caused me to gag and convulse. the taste of it was horrid.
verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a t-rd
i saw this cute girl at the bar and i was flarting with her so hard. but then half way through it just turned into me sh-tting my pants.
when you’re trying to flirt with a really, really hot girl (or guy if you’re a chick, which would be unlikely) and then cut a fart that everyone around you hears.
e.g. you flirt, then you fart and fail at the sad and miserable attempt.
(other forms-past-flarted-present-flarting(or) future-he is going to flart)
man:hey karen!
karen:hi!
man:i love your dress, you look soo hot in it.
man:-farting noize-
man: oh sh-t..i think that was sh-t…
karen:…uhh…-makes pretend cell phone ring tone noises-
karen: sorry, that’s my mom, my grandma just died! i’m going home now.
snide -sshole: f-ck…you flarted…you suck man..you suck.
a fart that causes one to fly through the air.
susie ate beans for breakfast and flarted to school.
flatulence caused by laughing.
nick let out a few flarts while watching the daily show.
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