flartus
flartus is a word used to define the kind of person who likes to wear pieces of clothing that makes them look ridiculous but they try and pull it off as cool.
”hey, look at that guy over there who is wearing that stupid net thing as a glove, he’s so freakin’ flartus man!!”
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