Flash Relationship
when someone of the h-m-sapien species enters a relationship, updates all of their social media profiles to reflect their new relationship status, only to break up with said h-m-sapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx has changed their status from single to in a relationship.
10/2/2013: xxxxxx has changed their status from in a relationship to single.
“d-mn girl, you always end up in them flash relationships.”
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