flash tards


when a group of r-t-rds suddenly appear, do stupid and r-t-rded stuff, and disappear.
the cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.
one who insists that the apple ipad’s lack of support for adobe flash dooms it to failure.
i just heard a guy say he won’t even consider an ipad because it lacks flash support. what a flashtard!
a person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

my deceased drivers ed teacher mr ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.
ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and r-t-rded at the same time.
flashtard: look at this! watch me do this ridiculous thing!
person 1: what a flashtard?!

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